Lost in the hoopla over the Michael Phelps bongathon-extravaganza-scandal-shame story was one of the most ridiculous analogies in recent history, even by the standards of tabloid sports reporting.
The News of the World's source claimed that: 'He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits.' Nice.
If there was like, a competition for bong smoking, and if, like, Michael Phelps was one of the competitors, y'know, like he is in swimming, and if there were gold medals awarded for the best smokers, he totally would've won like at least one gold medal.
Tortured.
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