Stoke City midfielder Liam Lawrence is a major doubt for his side's game on Saturday against Portsmouth. Why? Well, he went over on his ankle. Nothing unusual about that. How did he go over on his ankle? Lets see what Lawrence's manager Tony Pulis has to say:
"He has stepped over his dog on the stairs and his ankle just gave way and he went over on it ... The initial scan has shown no break but we have sent him back for another x-ray to make sure ... We don't know how serious it is at the moment, he may be okay for Portsmouth, but then again he may not be fit. We will have to wait and see."
"He has stepped over his dog on the stairs and his ankle just gave way and he went over on it ... The initial scan has shown no break but we have sent him back for another x-ray to make sure ... We don't know how serious it is at the moment, he may be okay for Portsmouth, but then again he may not be fit. We will have to wait and see."
Liam Lawrence tripped over his dog and now may miss playing time. Insert joke here about his terrier-like performances on the pitch.
Lawrence is, in most senses, a rather nondescript player. He has bounced around the lower leagues without ever making much of an impression. He was called up to the Ireland squad once or twice. However, we now know two things about what Liam Lawrence likes to get up to in his spare time.
1) He has a dog. And a house which is evidently not a bungalow, as it has stairs.
2) He likes to film himself and his friends having orgies, while one of the party does a football style match commentary on proceedings.
An average footballer then.
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This is why dogs should be kept in Louis Vuitton bags.
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