Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Stuff that Dreams are Made of: Part III

This is getting disturbing.

I recently had a dream about what the M's might do with $9.5 million flop Miguel Batista.

Batista is a novellist and one of the more articulate players about. By rights I should like him.

Batista is also a huge fan of Kenny G and a terrible pitcher. So in fact I can't stand him.

My suggestion: throw him off a bridge somewhere. Hopefully that'll stop these bloody nightmares.

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